Joan Rivers Leaves specific instructions for her funeral..& its Hilarious!

Joan Rivers Leaves specific instructions for her funeral..& its Hilarious!

Joan Rivers wants no tears or fuss at her funeral,she left instructions of how she would want her funeral to be when she's gone.And just as you would expect of Joan Riveers,it's hilarious.
 here below are Joan Rivers' specific funeral instructions for her funeral service in her book, I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me, published in 2012.

1. Melissa Rivers gets it all.

"When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything's in your name)…"
2. She wants her funeral to be an event.

"I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action. I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way."
3. No rabbis. Only Meryl.

"I don't want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents."
4. Feel free to use her as a prop.

"I don't want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing 'Mr. Lonely.'"
5. It's all about fashion to the very end.

"I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag."
6. Finally, it always comes back toBeyoncé.

"And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing like Beyoncé's."
Rest in peace, Joan. And here's hoping you get everything you want for your funeral and then some.

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