27 husband spreadsheet excuses why his wife said No to Loving

27 husband spreadsheet excuses why his wife said No to Loving

The spreadsheet of the 27 reason and excuses the wife gave her husband not to have sxx
Husband spreadsheet excuses
The spreadsheet of the 27 reason and excuses the wife gave her husband not to have s#x

A husband got 27 different reasons and excuses from his wife why she won't or can't have s#x with him.The frustrated husband ended up creating a spread sheet of reasons why his wife turned him down .In 30 days she turned him down 27 times citing 27
different excuses and reasons why she won't have sxx!
That is 27 days in a month! The 31st day did not show so we don't know if the wife actually did say yes or no to the husbands advances.
Evidently this is not a happy marriage.When a woman gives you 27 reasons or excuses not to have s#x in a month,it's time for you to live that marriage or relationship.But then again she might have been going through something bad at that particular time,and men being men,the husband did not notice.
While going away on a business trip,the husband decided to send his wife an email to get her attention.

She said when she tried to reach him after receiving the email, but the husband refused to pick her calls and she angrily posted it on Reddit.


The wife said they'd been together for five years but only married for two years without any kids.
"Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone." She said "Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate s## since June 1, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having s## at that very moment.'
The spreadsheet, which has since been deleted, has been shared by thousands of people online.

Some of my favourite excuses and reasons from the  email are

  1.  "I'm watching my show,i don't want to miss anything"
  2. I'm watching the friends (show) rerun-hahahaha that is priceless,everyone has since friends a million times!
  3. "You're too drunk"
  4. "I'm not feeling good,i ate too much"
  5. "I'm sweaty and gross and i'm tired."
  6. "I need a shower,i feel gross"
  7. "I feel gross"
  8. "NO!"
  9. 'I'm exhausted', 
  10. 'I need a shower (didn't shower)',
  11.  'I'm trying to watch the movie (fell asleep 15 mins later)' 
No 8 was very emphatic and straight to the point! Lol..There's definitely a problem here,S## must be "Gross" to borrow a word from the wife or there simply ain't no love their anymore between this husband and wife!
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